Bigguns Blather

WORLD D-CUPS!

June 22nd, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

So this little thing called the World Cup, not to be confused with the World Series, is going on, where every country in the world participates in a football tournament, not to be confused with a game that should be called hand-egg if you follow proper naming conventions, for bragging rights over every other motherfucker [...]

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PORN AUDITION SKEELZ

June 15th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

Casting calls can be the most important part of any porn video making process. You wouldn’t want to hire some chick that doesn’t do anal for Assblaster’s Anal Burrito Fiesta 5. Especially since the first 4 in the series WERE DOPE! So let’s get the fucking questions right because this Q&A is the difference between [...]

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BONETOWN — “A great step towards…an established adult gaming industry.”

June 8th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

The video game industry has been cock teasing us with the idea of a porn game for years now. At first there were the likes of Leisure Suit Larry, which pushed the boundaries of what the gaming world found acceptable by having graphic language and allusions to sex. But in those early days there was [...]

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THE ADVENTURES OF LEROY BIGGUNS — Strip Club Cuntoisseur

June 1st, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

Bigguns hit the streets last weekend to investigate my previous claims that strippers are out to take over the world. Not shocking? Well let’s start from the beginning then because this shit is the Leroy chronicles. Imagine Leroy at the gay club. I know what you’re thinking “Yo, that shit is gay!” Well fo sho [...]

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STRIPPER RENAISSANCE!

May 25th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

Great news everyone—Tis’ the Renaissance of the Stripper! Over the course of human history there have been several Renaissance periods where our culture excelled in one particular aspect above all others. The most famous of all was that of music and art. You know those fools, Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, Splinter, Shredder. Personally, April always used [...]

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SMURF MY SMURF, YOU FILTHY FUCKING SMURF!

April 27th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

Leroy Bigguns presents to you this week’s, “Hey, I remember that funny-ass shit!” with a bonus: foreign people fucking makes me laugh. Four years ago, possibly more, there was a flash video on ebaumsworld.com and albinoblacksheep.com called The Smurfs: The Lost Episode . If you can’t remember this classic go freshen your memory with the [...]

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KIM KARDASHIAN — Snooze of a Cooze

April 13th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

As many of us know, or at least those of us who have penises and a dream to stick them into slutty celebrities know, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up. I know, that was sooo two weeks ago, but Leroy always gives these sorts of things a couple weeks to really stick. The break-up [...]

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LASCIVIOUS LIFESAVERS OF LIBIDOS

April 6th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

In today’s episode of as the Bigguns beats it we analyze the things we can learn from naughty nurse porn. I was watching House the other day and I was like, “What the fuck is this dude talking about?” So Leroy went to the only place that you can trust for accurate information about any [...]

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LEROY BIGGUNS Brings You Boner Bloopers

March 30th, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

Despite popular belief, porn stars are people too. I know, I thought they were all sexy robots sent back in time to lower the sperm count of humans, thereby easing the takeover of SkyNet by reducing the resistance’s numbers, too. Well, lucky for us they are human, because being human means they sometimes make funny [...]

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LEROY BIGGUNS: Privates Detective, in… The Tracking of a Tramp!

March 23rd, 2010 by Leroy Bigguns

So you’re sitting there fapping your life away and, like President Bush said, “Mission accomplished,” then you pudded all over the desk and wholly collapsed on your sticky keyboard. After regaining your strength, you now survey the land like the king of all things dick. BUT WAIT! Who the hell is this queen of pink [...]

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