In some porn producer’s brain, AKA a parallel universe separate from reality, the idea that all dicks are created equal was conceived. Well they’re not, and not everyone needs to be represented like this shit is the United Nations of Fucking. As a pornoisseur I pride myself on knowing what is fap-worthy and what is [...]

Coming up this week is 3/14, otherwise known as ‘Pi’ day. I know what you’re saying, “Leroy, the fuck do I care about some nerdy math shit involving circles?” Ahhh, that’s where you’re right, my friend. It don’t get more to the point than the math behind fucking round behinds! See what I did there? [...]

There’s all this hype around the new Tim Burton reboot of Alice in Wonderland. Leroy ain’t gonna lie. He’s a little bit excited him-damn-self, and anyone who grew up on Disney films most likely is also. Of all the Disney films put out in my youth, this one held the most potential for fucked-up-ness and [...]

Since the dawn of music, booty has been clattering from shakin’ it to the beats. Then music videos came about and all of the booty we had so selfishly been hoarding to ourselves became broadcast worldwide. Ever so gradually the videos have been evolving to reflect our heightened sexuality and the question of, “Does music [...]