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HAPPY 4/20, FAPPERS! GET YOUR FREAK ON!

April 20th, 2012 by misslagsalot

In joyful recognition of the WHACK! staph’s favorite holiday, I decided to do some digging into the smoky haze of just what the hell is going on with weed and sex. Marijuana has a hugely varied and controversial effect on people: I, for instance, get incredibly hyper when I smoke (not that I ever do, [...]

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MONTREAL: North America’s New Porn Hub?

March 16th, 2012 by Christian Madsen

Most people who know a little bit about the pornography business would say that Porn Valley in Cali is where it’s at. But in fact there’s a place up north that has been a player on the scene for some time now and that keeps being a VIP in the smut game. It’s the Paris [...]

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A CINEKINK 2012 WRAP-UP, PART II!

February 20th, 2012 by misslagsalot

Likewise, the short experimental film What Makes Us Queer, by Courtney Trouble and Tina Horn, juxtaposed the thoughts and words of queer porn personalities with footage from their films in a fascinating examination of what sexual imagery can do when drained of the sexy audio. I’ve been intrigued by this idea for some time — [...]

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A CINEKINK 2012 WRAP-UP, PART I!

February 19th, 2012 by misslagsalot

Well, dearest degenerates, Cinekink NYC 2012 has come and gone. Many have cum thinking about what they saw, and much debauchery has gone on at after-parties. The festival was, as before, a place for weirdos and pervs and sophisticates to come together, learn, and celebrate each other’s kinks and craziness. I was once again delighted [...]

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JUICY JAY OF JUICYADS.COM — “We have by far the easiest-to-use platform. And definitely the most seductive!”

December 29th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Juicy Ads is a broker that brings publishers and advertisers in the adult industry together “so that everybody can make more money,” says founder and CEO Juicy Jay. This seemed like something WHACK! readers and industry folks should know about, so we hooked up with founder Juicy Jay. WHACK! MAGAZINE I’m very interested in this [...]

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WHAT WHACK! IS THANKFUL FOR

November 24th, 2011 by WhackStaff

We here at WHACK! are a caustic bunch of creeps, but we’re not immune to the sentiment of this great fucking stuffing-stuffed holiday. Each pervert on our crack staph of sex-soaked sleazebuckets is thankful for a few things, so we asked them to send in lists for your randy-but-too-full-to-do-anything-about-it post-nap entertainment. j. vegas, publisher/editorial director [...]

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EXXXOTICA NJ 2011 IN RAUNCHY RETROSPECT — “[The fans] are the ones who keep this motorboat afloat!”

November 13th, 2011 by Lady Leik

What a fucking convention! Fanbois, faux fucking (aka toe sucking), femme stars, and the whole nine yards of dick, debauchery, and ultra diva demeanors clogged the expo halls. Oh why, oh why did I have to leave the flocking city of NYC to go to the deserted cubicle of a town known as Edison, New [...]

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WICKED THREADS FASHION SHOW!

October 3rd, 2011 by j. vegas

Usually these kinda deals ain’t even close to something I’d attend, let alone publish. Makes me think I should be sipping mojitos on Christopher Street as I type out my write-up on a MacBook Air. But fuck it. When we started WHACK!, we did it with the highest of aspirations to bring you any and [...]

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Nina Mercedez Dances, Alexis Ford And WHACK! Party At Sapphire!

August 15th, 2011 by j. vegas

My Saturday nights are usually comprised of me sitting at home, washing down some King Palace chicken wings with a six of King Cobra tall boys as I watch the Dominican broad in the building next door disrobe and bathe in Nair before drying off with a Gillette. It ain’t pretty, but it’s all I [...]

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DEAR ANTI-PORN ACTIVISTS — Chew on this.

July 18th, 2011 by misslagsalot

I’ve been thinking a lot about the reasoning and ideology behind anti-porn talking heads (Gail Dines, Naomi Wolf, Shelley Lubben), “activists” (AHF), and legislation (Cal-OSHA). Though I have many arguments against most of this ideology on small levels about the wrong-headedness of shame surrounding sex and porn, etc, it occurs to me that there’s a [...]

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