Features

EXXXOTICA MIAMI — A First Timer’s Timeline, Pt. 1!

June 7th, 2011 by Swabbin DeBoner

After giving myself some time to process everything I saw and did while in Miami, I feel like I’m ready to talk about the experience. Now, I’ve been to both cons AND expos before, but nothing could have prepared me for this. Alas, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me start at the beginning… Part [...]

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JENNIFER LYON BELL — “Some lesbian films have given me the feeling that lovemaking is OK but fucking isn’t!”

June 7th, 2011 by misslagsalot

While exploring the Dutch “porna” movement — porn for women that’s hardcore and erotic — Miss Lagsalot had a chat with Jennifer Lyon Bell, the filmmaker extraordinaire operating out of Holland. Her films, from her company Blue Artichoke Films, are aired regularly on Dusk! TV, home of porna, and she’s been instrumental in the process [...]

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MARTIJN BROERSMA, FOUNDER OF DUSK TV — “The number one fantasy for both men and women is having a threesome!”

May 31st, 2011 by misslagsalot

Over here at WHACK! we heard about Dusk! TV in Holland a while back, and our ears perked up at the sound of a Dutch-run television channel showing porn made for women. We also liked it that they always punctuate with a question mark, like we do at WHACK! Our ears perked up again when [...]

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THE BEST IN COOZE COVERAGE FROM THE FEMINIST PORN AWARDS!

April 18th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Miss Lagsalot and Maxxx Peters teamed up to take over Toronto last weekend and to take in the sights and sexy sounds of the 6th Annual Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards while they were at it! The WHACK! staph degenerates thought they’d take the land north of the border by surprise, but were surprised [...]

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TRINA MICHAELS — “Never turn your back on a heel!”

April 11th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Trina Michaels , one of WHACK!’s favorite babes and a “porn star turned wrestling diva”, made her Dragon Gate debut during Wrestlemania in Atlanta the weekend of April 2nd, and she wanted to dish all the juicy news about her appearance with John Moxley to us first! We’ve got the scandalous scoop right here for [...]

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CINEKINK — “Mind-expanding cinema for the cultured degenerate New York film geek!”

March 9th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Last week, from March 1-6, the eighth annual Cinekink Film Festival was held here in New York City, showing kinky, sexy, mind-expanding cinema to the cultured degenerate New York film geek crowd for four days and nights before wrapping up with an awards ceremony in a bar. It was really, truly, my kind of place. [...]

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A NEW KIND OF AMERICAN BI-CHICK: A REAL ONE

March 6th, 2011 by Lolly Gagger

Social attitudes in various outlets of entertainment are influenced by one another, and television/movies have taken archetypes and styles from porn, and vice versa. Since the 80s, we’ve seen a million movies with two straight-seeming girls in underwear making out with each other for the benefit of a few guys drinking beer. In movies today, [...]

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KINK.COM TO RECORD RITUALISTIC DEFLOWERING OF NICKI BLUE!

January 15th, 2011 by misslagsalot

This may be just about the most fucked-up thing we’ve heard about at WHACK! — and that is saying a LOT, friends. Or maybe it’s the coolest. We can’t decide. Official, actual, real-life virgin Nicki Blue will be deflowered live on the internet tonight at 7 pm PST, in a ritualistic deflowering ceremony at Kink.com’s [...]

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BEAUTIFUL PORN — by Camille Crimson

December 17th, 2010 by misslagsalot

[Editorial Note: We're not entirely sure how we got so lucky, but the sex goddess and beautiful red-headed blowjob expert Camille Crimson has agreed to write a guest column on WHACK! Magazine for all you rabid, randy fans! Here is installment number one: "Beautiful Porn." It's almost as beautiful as Camille herself... Almost.] When you [...]

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PORN INSIDERS SPEAK OUT ABOUT AIM CLINIC’S CLOSING

December 16th, 2010 by misslagsalot

[Editorial Note: WARNING! Serious article ahead!] As of late last week, AIM Healthcare Foundation’s flagship clinic in Sherman Oaks, California, has been temporarily shuttered due to a “business-related issues.” AIM (Adult Industry Medical) and LA County health officials both seem to be holding the line that a license issue popped up in the paperwork, but [...]

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