Some of us drink Pepsi, and some of us drink Coke. Some prefer Star Wars, others Star Trek. Some of us support Occupy Wall Street, and some of us are assholes. Some say tomato, others tomato (ok, that one doesn’t work so well in print, so sue me). But whatever our differences, I think we [...]
To my knowledge, work experience in the adult industry doesn’t tend to make great resume material. If you’re looking for a part in the latest Wicked film then sure, that 7-guy blowbang you’ve got listed under ‘Demonstration of Work Related Skills’ might be the thing that seals the deal. If you’re trying to do almost [...]
In Peterborough (that’s in Ye Old England) a postal worker who spent ten years going through people’s mail looking for porn and women’s underwear has been warned by the bobbies (that’s how they say ‘police’ in the British language) that “he could face jail.” Could face jail? Do you know what a decade’s worth of [...]
Everybody knows that sex sells. Respectable folks may hide their porn and dildos when they’ve got company in the house, but they’ll use a babe in a bathing suit to sell you a car or a bronzed cabana boy to sell your grandma a vacation faster than you can say Smoke Marlboro and you’ll get [...]
Have you noticed? The air is getting colder. There are pumpkins in the fields, and the smell of apple cider and burning leaves in the air. Christmas decorations are starting to appear on the shelves of your local department store. All of which can only mean one thing: it’s Halloween. That’s right. It’s that time [...]
Remember the Fleischer Studios Superman cartoons? Not the Animated Series, the old cartoons, from the forties. Back then Superman didn’t engage in the global conflicts DC is constantly putting him through these days. I’m talking back when comics were a young and gay genre, back when Superman was still stopping bank robbers and fighting mummies. Hell, [...]
So, I’ve been trying to figure out what Steve Hirsch’s staffing philosophy is. The Vivid viscount is constantly in the news trying to lure new big-name talent out into the valley or get celebrities to rent out their genitals, but the list of peeps he appears to think are eligible future employees is, to say [...]
We’ve all seen a zombie movie or five. We know there are things you need to survive the apocalypse. You need food, water, medicines, things like that. You need a flashlight, a radio. You need your ass a shotgun, that’s for sure. You need a good group of survivors, not a bunch of borderline nutjob [...]
Do you all recognize this mope? He made a bit of a stir in the news last year when Nevada’s Shady Lady Ranch signed papers with the state making his the first ever legal-for-retail-sale cock in American history. Someone even made up a buzzword for him and dubbed his merchandized ass “the prostidude,” which is, I [...]
You know, even though we still hold Hitler against them, you’ve got to admit that the German people have given the world a great many wonderful things. They gave us, to name only a few of the more obvious examples, Marx and Freud, Volkswagens and Oktoberfest, Cora and Sibel Kikkelli. And let’s be honest with [...]
