For a fifteen-year-old who listened to a lot of Alanis Morissette, I was surprisingly inexperienced in cunnilingus.  I hadn’t pushed any boy’s head down there and told him to suck it, or even let a female schoolmate lovingly show me the ropes.  My sexual life was limited to the usual Middle American teenage girl’s repertoire [...]

Move over Shirley Sherrod, Professor Henry Gates, that cunt Laura Schlessinger. Step aside every police department in the United States of America. There’s a new race debate in town and I’m bringing it to the forefront of the national consciousness: is black dick really all it’s cracked up to be? And if it is, is that [...]

WHACK! Magazine proudly presents our first installment of puerile personal sex stories by our newest Staph Writer, Miss Lolly Gagger. Lolly is not only a big fan of our humble publication, but fap-tastic writer, a seasoned viewer of smut, and a first-rate degenerate of outstanding caliber. Also, she’s a stone cold fox with a great [...]