Miscellaneous Miscreantism

ULTIMATE SURRENDER TAG-TEAM FEATHERWEIGHTS FIGHT & FIST TO THE BITTER END

October 22nd, 2011 by misslagsalot

Last night’s live tag team match-up of the featherweights, broadcast live on Kink.com from the Armory in San Francisco, was one hell of a match, ladies and gents! Yours truly was there with bells on to get a peek at the smallest and toughest girls from the internet grapple, grope, and fuck each other into [...]

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KATSUNI AT SAPPHIRE NY — The Sun May ACTUALLY Shine Out of her Every Orifice

October 18th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Dearest randy readers, I want to share something with you. This may at first come across as self-serving and ego-boosting and own-horn-tooting, especially after you’ve seen the video of me and j. vegas riding to Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in the back of a gigantic Lincoln SUV limo with Katsuni the other night. And I’ll admit [...]

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NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES — “Haunting, horror, and jelly devil dongs!”

October 9th, 2011 by misslagsalot

NIGHTMARE: FAIRY TALES A Haunted House in Manhattan by David Haskell 107 Suffolk Street, New York, NY When I ventured into the Nightmare: Fairy Tale haunted house on Suffolk Street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan the other day, I’m not gonna lie. I was in it for the free press tickets. Being a [...]

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Backwoods Reprobate Arrested For Statutory Raft!

September 1st, 2011 by WhackStaff

A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in “sexual activity” with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police. Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, was arrested at his Harmon Avenue home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley in the 1800 block of Howell Avenue [...]

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It’s A Hard Cock Life!

September 1st, 2011 by WhackStaff

When you find yourself suffering an erection that lasts more than four hours you should call your doctor — not rob your father. An Upper East Side man who suffers from a condition called priapism — which causes painful erections that can last for hours — was busted for allegedly trying to steal money from [...]

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Domi Dollz Drops Hot Tracks for Bedroom Beboppin’!

May 9th, 2011 by WhackStaff

This isn’t music for the dance floor. This is sexy sounds for your naughty bedroom sessions… Alter-Egos 1 (mixed by Nina Payne) – May 2011 Tracklist: 1 – “Favourite Things” by The Golden Filter 2 – “Hey, Shut the Fuck Up Boy (The Golden Filter Remix)” by Peter, Bjorn & John 3 – “Cult Logic” [...]

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FEM FAPPERS KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN!

April 24th, 2011 by maxxxpeters

So, those of you who have been paying attention (ahem) will remember that I was rather harsh in my coverage of the 2011 AVN Awards show. Those of you who have been taking notes (AHEM) will recall that my complaints with that latest installment in porn’s yearly flagship gala-bration basically boiled down to a graduate [...]

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2011 HEDOONLINE.COM SYBARITE AWARDS!

April 19th, 2011 by j. vegas

WHACK! mag prides itself on having one finger on the pulse of the east coast’s porn/sex scene and having the rest on a computer keyboard. That being said, the sometimes cultured, oft degenerate staph of this jocular jizz rag also prides themselves on their excessive alcohol consumption and ability to shame the club kids of [...]

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THE BEST IN COOZE COVERAGE FROM THE FEMINIST PORN AWARDS!

April 18th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Miss Lagsalot and Maxxx Peters teamed up to take over Toronto last weekend and to take in the sights and sexy sounds of the 6th Annual Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards while they were at it! The WHACK! staph degenerates thought they’d take the land north of the border by surprise, but were surprised [...]

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THE FEMINIST PORN AWARDS UPDATE — THE FIRST

April 15th, 2011 by misslagsalot

Reposted from ConflictedExxistence. Wow, guys. Wow. The trek to Canada has been really… something. It was a beautiful drive through rural New York yesterday and across many lakes and rivers into the Maple Leaf country. But there have been some hiccups. First we got stuck behind the ONLY person crossing the Canadian border to ever [...]

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