THE PAPAYA RAINBOW So it turns out that my vagina needs to man up. I always thought of my poontang as strong. Maybe not Schwarzenegger strong, but definitely about as sleek and able as Ryan Gosling. After a good day at the gym with lots of squats, I have always felt like my vagina could [...]
Fleshlight has just released Fleshlight Girl and Digital Playground Contract Star Jesse Jane’s Butt and Mouth. The most realistic oral sex experience in existence, Jesse Jane’s Mouth starts with a moderately tight opening and finishes with intense stimulation with Fleshlight’s Super Ribbed texture. For Jesse Jane’s Butt comes Forbidden, the most realistic anal intercourse [...]
Fleshlight is giving fans around the world and inside view at what really goes on in the offices of Fleshlight. TheFleshlife.com is a brand new web series; a fun, fictional look inside the day- to-day at the Fleshlight offices. The series was created and produced by MishNoon productions. In episode one, Fleshlight R&D men [...]
Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice nor for the mentally benumbed. Ok, that wasn’t so frank. Let me be frank-er: the LELO Oden confused the bejesus out of me for the [...]
There’s a new and revolutionary product on the market that will change how you view porn…forever! The Shag Drive is the first and only plug and play USB device on the market that’s super fast and allows you to surf your favorite Adult sites and watch content stored on the drive, without ever leaving a trace or [...]
The world’s number one men’s selling sex toy company, Fleshlight releases “Blade,” the newest Fleshlight in their product line and the first new product from the company in 10 years! The Blade features a beautifully designed, squeezable hilt-shaped case and a new sharply intense texture. With a contour, shape and look that harkens back [...]
THE CANDY STICK I don’t feel a need to make too many silly jokes about a toy with a name so patently sexy, so let’s cut to the chase, shall we? There are a bunch of reasons you should consider purchasing a Candy Stick from Papaya Toys: the company is small and run on socially [...]
The lime “Teaser” is a fantastic toy… Not too big and intimidating for an entry-level sex toy, which is why I was attracted to it in the first place. Other toys you see online seem to be approachable, but when they arrive, they’re huge and scary! All I think is, “How is this thing going to [...]
As excellent of a libido as I have, sometimes I just have to call a stop to it all and menstruate. In no way do I judge period-sex, but personally, when I feel as shitty as I do when my rose is blooming, I just don’t want to do it. One fine menstrual day, when [...]
I wish I wasn’t writing this review on the LELO Gigi vibrator right now, so that I could spend more time masturbating with my LELO Gigi vibrator. But since I’ve already used it so many times today, I might as well get out from under my sweat-stained sheets and tell the world about my happiness. [...]
