Fleshlight is giving fans around the world and inside view at what really goes on in the offices of Fleshlight. TheFleshlife.com is a brand new web series; a fun, fictional look inside the day- to-day at the Fleshlight offices. The series was created and produced by MishNoon productions. In episode one, Fleshlight R&D men [...]
Perverted Products for Pussies and Pricks
LELO ODEN — “This toy is too fancy to go rushing in like a bull in an unchaste china shop!”
September 16th, 2011 by misslagsalot
Let me be perfectly frank, reprobates: the LELO Oden, or any of the new Insignia line of toys from my favoritest-favorite erotic toy company, LELO, is neither for the novice nor for the mentally benumbed. Ok, that wasn’t so frank. Let me be frank-er: the LELO Oden confused the bejesus out of me for the [...]
Take It For A Spin Around The Cock!
September 8th, 2011 by WhackStaff
There’s a new and revolutionary product on the market that will change how you view porn…forever! The Shag Drive is the first and only plug and play USB device on the market that’s super fast and allows you to surf your favorite Adult sites and watch content stored on the drive, without ever leaving a trace or [...]
Fleshlight On The Cutting Edge!
August 23rd, 2011 by WhackStaff
The world’s number one men’s selling sex toy company, Fleshlight releases “Blade,” the newest Fleshlight in their product line and the first new product from the company in 10 years! The Blade features a beautifully designed, squeezable hilt-shaped case and a new sharply intense texture. With a contour, shape and look that harkens back [...]
THE CANDY STICK — “If it had a handle it would be a police baton of pulverizing pleasure!”
August 5th, 2011 by misslagsalot
THE CANDY STICK I don’t feel a need to make too many silly jokes about a toy with a name so patently sexy, so let’s cut to the chase, shall we? There are a bunch of reasons you should consider purchasing a Candy Stick from Papaya Toys: the company is small and run on socially [...]
THE LIME TEASER — “Great out-of-the-box, and around it!”
July 17th, 2011 by WhackStaffThe lime “Teaser” is a fantastic toy… Not too big and intimidating for an entry-level sex toy, which is why I was attracted to it in the first place. Other toys you see online seem to be approachable, but when they arrive, they’re huge and scary! All I think is, “How is this thing going to [...]
SHANE’S WORLD COLLEGE TUSH — “One classy asshole!”
July 15th, 2011 by Lolly Gagger
As excellent of a libido as I have, sometimes I just have to call a stop to it all and menstruate. In no way do I judge period-sex, but personally, when I feel as shitty as I do when my rose is blooming, I just don’t want to do it. One fine menstrual day, when [...]
THE LELO GIGI — “The Gigi is like the Jackie Kennedy of vibrators — quiet, steady, and eternal!”
May 20th, 2011 by Lolly Gagger
I wish I wasn’t writing this review on the LELO Gigi vibrator right now, so that I could spend more time masturbating with my LELO Gigi vibrator. But since I’ve already used it so many times today, I might as well get out from under my sweat-stained sheets and tell the world about my happiness. [...]
THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT — “It will keep you, your partner, and the naughty bits it cups so pleasantly, all very happy!”
April 22nd, 2011 by misslagsalot
THE LELO LILY PLEASURE OBJECT There are a lot of things I love about LELO, the Swedish designer sex toy and accessory company. One is that they use phrases like “only the most stylish and luxurious intimate lifestyle accessories” on their website to describe their toys. Another is that their products are all rechargeable, so [...]
CRYSTAL DELIGHT ANAL PLUG — “Sparkly-ass luxury at its finest!”
February 27th, 2011 by misslagsalot
Ok, first of all, this little butt plug is far and away the most beautiful piece of glass in my house. And I’m “420 friendly”; there’s a lot of glass sitting around my abode. But this adorable little toy, which is meant to be stuck up my poop chute, puts it all to shame. Firstly, [...]