I’m bummed, you guys. I’ve been agonizingly making my way through Fifty Shades of Grey, the erotic BDSM romance novel that’s been taking the book market by inexplicable storm in the past few months, grimacing at every new sentence’s poor construction and rolling my eyes exaggeratedly, snorting derisively, and drumming my fingers impatiently through its [...]
WHITE WIFE, BLACK COCK #9 SMASH Pictures Directed by Jim Powers WHITE WIVES Kaylee Hilton, Rylie Richman, Katie St. Ives, Megan Foxx, Chastity Lynn BLACK COCKS Jack Napier, Lucas Stone, Rico Strong, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus New York City is filled to the brim with rich motherfuckers and the gold-digging whores they call wives. While [...]
Let me state, for the record, that I love Joanna Angel. Not like, “in love” love. Joanna’s really cool and nice and all, but it’s not like that. What it is like is that she makes these fun, irreverent, stylish skin flicks that spoof the ideas of mainstream movies, make fun of porn movies, flaunt [...]
BRIDESMAIDS XXX Smash Pictures Directed By Jim Powers BRIDESMAIDS April O’Neil, Kagney Linn Karter, Katie St. Ives, Lexi Swallow, Sarah Vandella, Sasha Knox GOONSMEN Anthony Rosano, Bill Bailey, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence Let me start off by saying that I fucking LOVED the real Bridesmaids. I thought it was hilarious, and completely blew The Hangover [...]
SAVANNA SAMSON IS THE MASSEUSE Vivid Video Directed by Paul Thomas MASSEURS Savanna Samson, Holly Sampson, Persia Pele, Kayla Paige, Devi Emerson, Jennifer Dark, Tommy Gunn, Trent Tosero, Voodoo, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes. If you’ve ever had the aching need to get the kink out while basking in the ravishing beauty of catwalk-like models, then [...]
ROOKIE PUSSY 2 Evil Angel Directed by Jake Malone TIGHT FIELDERS Chavon Taylor, Lexi Lynn, Kacey Villianess, Mandy Luxx, Faye Runaway, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Kylee Reese and Madison Young There’s a steady influx of young ho’s making their way to Porn Valley on a daily basis, either dreamily hoping to become the next Jenna [...]
STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY Vivid Directed by Axel Braun Y-WING FUCKERS Allie Haze, Aiden Ashley, Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, Gia DiMarco, Jennifer White, Kimberly Kane, Rihanna Rimes LIGHTSABERS Danny Wylde, Derrick Pierce, Dick Chibbles, Lexington Steele, Rocco Reed, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron Non-sex actors Jennifer Dark, Kylie Ireland, Lily Cade, Lizzy London, Rylie [...]
NOTHING BUT SEXXX Vivid Video Directed by Sunny Leone SEXXXY STARS Rebecca Blue, Nika Noir, Natalie Norton, Skyla Paige, Satine Phoenix, Ruby Knox, Veronica Jett, Tommy Gunn, Ron Jeremy As the age-old saying goes, “If you want anything done right, you have to do it yourself.” In this case, the right “self” is one Sunny [...]
ALPHA FEMMES Anna Devia Productions Directed by Anna Devia ALPHAS Akira Raine, Puck Goodfellow, Sarah Lee Sinful, Cadence St. John, Ashley Blue, Syd Blakovich, April Flores, Jiz Lee I’ve been waiting to get my grubby little hands on a copy of Alpha Femmes for quite some time now. As a kinky femme, this is exactly [...]
IRON MAN XXX: AN EXTREME COMIXXX PARODY Extreme Comixxx Directed by Sinister X. SUCKERS Amber Rayne, Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam, Heather Starlet, Riley Evans, Tanya Tate, Audrey Dior, Lea Johnson FUCKERS Alec Knight, Barry Scott, Dick Chibbles, Jordan Lane, Seth Gamble, Carlos Martinez, Dan Ohreally, Peter Warren, Peter Wizard, Sean Patrick, Tall Paul I’d like [...]
