[After a month-long hiatus during which she was having some repair work done on her inner eye (those things can be finicky), Simone du Budoir is back for more of pervy predictions for Whores, Mopes, and Fans.] Whoroscopes for December 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot [...]
Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores Aw, you’re marrying your pimp! What a… not surprise! The new moon in your relationship sector on the 7th indicated that you were considering making serious steps with your main squeeze, [...]
Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores While Uranus opposes the Sun around the 21st, and again when Saturn conjuncts the Sun on the 30th, this coming month may seem like a crazy whirlwind for romance, with your [...]
Whoroscopes for August 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores With a cardinal cross causing the cosmic rumblings everyone will be feeling this month, you may find yourself coming up against a VIP who thinks your filmed [...]
Whoroscopes for July 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores The past few months have been completely over the top in your work life, especially with the recent eclipse on June 26, starring cardinal signs Aries, Libra, [...]
Whoroscopes for July 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores The past few months have been completely over the top in your work life, especially with the recent eclipse on June 26, starring cardinal signs Aries, Libra, [...]
Whoroscopes for June 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores We know being a porn whore can be difficult sometimes, what with the constant search for sexual satisfaction on hardcore sets and all. It ain’t easy for [...]
Whoroscopes for May 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores Saturn, the planet of long-term gain, will be exerting some pull on your life this month, so you may find a new stunt cock you enjoy fucking [...]
Whoroscopes for April 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores With Saturn moving back into your daily work sector, it looks like the focus will be coming off of your health, which means that your Chlamydia will [...]
Whoroscopes for March 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores In the first three weeks of March, you are surrounded by a group of planets, all standing around you protectively. They are in the creative part of [...]
