Whoreoscopes for February 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores Aries airheads! Would you please calm the fuck down? We know you got into a tizzy last month with one of your stunt dicks over the positioning [...]

Whoroscopes for January 2010 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone de Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores There is a major solar eclipse coming on the 15th of this month, Aries angels, and that means things are going to be shaken the fuck up. [...]

Whoroscopes for December 2009 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone de Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores December 16 will bring a new moon and will likely see you traveling for work reasons. With the Sun at odds with Uranus, it’s likely that keeping [...]

Whoroscopes for November 2009 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs and stripes, by our smokin’ hot psychic, Madame Simone du Boudoir! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores: With Neptune traveling through your house of friendship and turning direct after being retrograde last month, this is a great time for whores to hang out with [...]

October 2009 Predictions and advice for perverts of all signs! Aries March 21-April 19 Whores With Mars moving into Leo on October 16, your health and family woes seem to be coming to an end by mid-month, with romance lighting up! A new suitcase pimp could be moving into the picture to sweep you off [...]

Aries: March 21 – April 19 Whores: The stars show that this month will bring you more responsibilities, which we assume will come to you in the form of extra loads being dropped on your face unexpectedly at the end of a scene, but we’re sure that you’ll have no problem shouldering the surprise burden [...]